Goalkeeper Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Dribble Jokes More Dribble Jokes

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!