What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.