What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."