What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard