How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.