What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!