Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !