Joint Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

You might also enjoy:

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...