Inject Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Tech Jokes More Tech Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

Substance Jokes More Substance Jokes

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.