What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.