What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri