Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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Zip Lock Bag Jokes More Zip Lock Bag Jokes

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

404 Jokes More 404 Jokes

What is Bielefeld's Zip Code?

404

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Prostate Exam Jokes More Prostate Exam Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Rar Jokes More Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

RAR

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.