Rar Jokes

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Zip Jokes More Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Compress Jokes More Compress Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

Curious United

Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

What happens when you zip up a lion?

What's an emo's favorite file type?

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

What is a pirates favorite file type?

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