Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

RAR

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's an emo's favorite file type?

rar

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar

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Winzip Jokes More Winzip Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Zip Jokes More Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Compress Jokes More Compress Jokes

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR