What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!