What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.