What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!