What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.