My zipper.
The Mersenne Twister.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
One full set of teeth.
A captive Cherokee.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
Take his spade away.
A monster on roller-skates.