What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.