Incredible Hulk Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Smash Potato Jokes More Smash Potato Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

52 Jokes More 52 Jokes

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

42 Tooth Jokes More 42 Tooth Jokes

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

42 Jokes More 42 Jokes

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more