Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What's 72?

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats