What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

7-1

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard