What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

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What is the only deaf animal?

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