Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.