Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?