Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.