What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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By hare (air) mail.

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The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What gas do snails prefer?

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**