What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"