What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.