Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Soap Opera Jokes More Soap Opera Jokes

What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.