Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What's a dogs favourite day?

Chewsday

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Duck Favourite Drug Jokes More Duck Favourite Drug Jokes

What is a ducks favourite drug?

quack

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Nb Jokes More Nb Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"