Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Nb Jokes More Nb Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Justin Timberlake Jokes More Justin Timberlake Jokes

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

Tour Jokes More Tour Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa