Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Duck Favourite Drug Jokes More Duck Favourite Drug Jokes

What is a ducks favourite drug?

quack

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?

You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!