Blindfold Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Asian People Jokes More Asian People Jokes

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

Asian Person Jokes More Asian Person Jokes

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie