What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.