What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.