What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes