What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...