What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)