What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.