Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
He just got laid by some chick!
Fry-days.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Chicks are for kids!
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
