What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "