What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!