What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ?

Bronte of the blow !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why is 77 better then 69?

Because you get eight more!

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.