What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.