What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield