What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards