What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan