What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

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What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.