What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.