What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google