What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.