How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?

A: "What did you name the other one "

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Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Who is a chemist's favorite Game of Thrones character?

Stannous Baratheon.