Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ