Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains