Dealer Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Muslim People Jokes More Muslim People Jokes

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What's the differce between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four!