What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Locomotive Jokes More Locomotive Jokes

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.