What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

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What do black people drive?

house prices down

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!