What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What did one bell say to the other?

Be my valenchime!"

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.