What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting