Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!