Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride