Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road ?

To render buildings on the other side

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

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Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet