Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road ?

To render buildings on the other side

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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They sit eggsaminations !

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I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.