What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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It's driving me nuts!"

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"