Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.