Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Snailor Jokes More Snailor Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.