What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies