What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !