What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony