True Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

George Jokes More George Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!