Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

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How did NASCAR get that name?

Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."

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Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

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What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!