Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers