Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.