What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran