What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

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What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

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What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.