What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.