What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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Absolutely Auful!

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Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

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I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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Not being retarded

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking