Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Because he's always talking trash.
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
An old man yelling at the cloud
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
Pupil: The sausage!
Freud
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
