What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.